boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

(Source: kimyas, via crunchier)

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial, via crunchier)

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

(via stabs)

lubricates:

do you ever feel like you aren’t good enough for someone so you literally just give up

(via fake-mermaid)

hisandherquotes:

(18+)
lazypacific:

 

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

(via stabs)


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